desktop personal computer " wallpaper "
nancy " drift - this personal computer " wallpaper " that you call "SNOWFLAKE" totally sucks - no fuckin' yayas anywhere "
drift " save it for next year "
attitude one adopts upon being wrongfully enjoyed
i did not laugh at your " joke ", i laughed at you, Ridiculous, - it' SPLATTITUDE for you, Funnyman . . . .
alien abduction - an alien abducted by earthlings, rather than the other way round ( an earthling abducted by aliens )
" my neice Isabel has just given birth to a monster - she has performed an alien abduction "
a horticultural term - vernacular for "BUD"
oooh look! the plant i planted last year has sprouted a BUDDY
female form of DAD, as in " my dad's a ( SENILE DELINQUENT ) " . . . . Daddesse always ( NOSE GOES )
Auntie Lorna is a real Daddesse - when Neil said " rotten luck ", she said " oops " - but they were not synchronised ( NOSE GOES )
a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "
pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that
an umbrella - tells you that it is not raining when it is
" i use a Propaganda brolly - i never get wet "