attitude that consists of extreme sass, huffiness, touchiness, and often smart-ass responses. A hybrid between a temper tantrum, a diva-like rant, and a pre-throwdown litany of profanity.
When James started complaining about the air conditioning in the car, claiming it was making his contacts dry out and his joints stiff, and repetitively asked that everything go his way, we told him to cut the patitude.
by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 08, 2005
someone who is so grippa quack that they deserve to be sprayed with a bottle of polio, or stabbed with a needle full of a hydrolic solution of the polio virus, resulting in crippling paralysis
by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 11, 2005