piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

piddlywinks

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

piddling

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating

U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet

by Hanamanah November 13, 2016

piddly

Useless, inconsequential, or weak.

"Pfft, I doubt he can hurt me with that piddly little butter knife of his."

by The Lost Skeleton August 12, 2005

piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.

1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

piddily

Small, occurs within a short space of time. A word typically used in Middle Britain by rural folk, possibly derived from piddle, as in to quickly urinate.

I didnt need to worry about that piddily little bugger, he didnt even last the first 100m.

Arh thats a damn piddily apple there Giles.

by AliBarFarBarHar June 2, 2008