piddily

Small, occurs within a short space of time. A word typically used in Middle Britain by rural folk, possibly derived from piddle, as in to quickly urinate.

I didnt need to worry about that piddily little bugger, he didnt even last the first 100m.

Arh thats a damn piddily apple there Giles.

by AliBarFarBarHar June 2, 2008

Piddly-ass

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull

I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.

by mstr August 14, 2009

piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

piddlywinks

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

piddly

Useless, inconsequential, or weak.

"Pfft, I doubt he can hurt me with that piddly little butter knife of his."

by The Lost Skeleton August 12, 2005

PiddlyStinks

It's like tiddlywinks... but totally different. It involves coercing a young, influential, and wanton gutter-slut into anal intercourse and, when boredom hits, urinating in said subjects bottom with your John-Thomas.

I heard that Joel once pissed in someones bum! He decided it was a game. He called it PiddlyStinks! At the moment, he is winning the game!

by Father Ramsbottom July 2, 2009

Piddlywink

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

by wanowa November 24, 2013