n00b
n00b by Black Angel October 11, 2003
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n00b
A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.
Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)
n00b
One of the most annoying types of people on the internet.
They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything.
They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious, according to poketron.
Example 1 below is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything.
They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious, according to poketron.
Example 1 below is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
Ex. 1:
n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot.
n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
Person: Fag.
Ex. 2:
Person: N00b.
n00b: what does that mean?!
Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is!
n00b: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself.
n00b: Find out how?!
Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser?
n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up! Why did you want me to do that? lol
Person: If that's what happened, then you failed.
n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence.
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple.
And yes, that makes a difference.
But you're still a total n00b.
Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing.
n00b: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com~
n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot.
n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
Person: Fag.
Ex. 2:
Person: N00b.
n00b: what does that mean?!
Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is!
n00b: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself.
n00b: Find out how?!
Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser?
n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up! Why did you want me to do that? lol
Person: If that's what happened, then you failed.
n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence.
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple.
And yes, that makes a difference.
But you're still a total n00b.
Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing.
n00b: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com~
n00b by dinocorn-goat October 27, 2008