1 definition by dinocorn-goat
One of the most annoying types of people on the internet.
They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything.
They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious, according to poketron.
Example 1 below is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything.
They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious, according to poketron.
Example 1 below is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
Ex. 1:
n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot.
n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
Person: Fag.
Ex. 2:
Person: N00b.
n00b: what does that mean?!
Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is!
n00b: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself.
n00b: Find out how?!
Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser?
n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up! Why did you want me to do that? lol
Person: If that's what happened, then you failed.
n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence.
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple.
And yes, that makes a difference.
But you're still a total n00b.
Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing.
n00b: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com~
n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot.
n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
Person: Fag.
Ex. 2:
Person: N00b.
n00b: what does that mean?!
Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is!
n00b: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself.
n00b: Find out how?!
Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser?
n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up! Why did you want me to do that? lol
Person: If that's what happened, then you failed.
n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence.
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple.
And yes, that makes a difference.
But you're still a total n00b.
Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing.
n00b: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com~
by dinocorn-goat September 12, 2008