Masturboating

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

Masturboobing

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

Masturboga

The modern word for a sexual practice originating from Yoga, where more practical stances and dynamic techniques are used for sexual purposes. The mixture of yoga techniques and sex, this being individual or with (a) partner(s). It is commonly confused with tantric sex and kama sutra, which in part originate from the original style of masturboga.
The modern style originates in the 1960's London yoga underground and translates these ancient practices to a version more suited for contemporary lovers and situations.

That dude does autofellatio ?!" "Yeah, he's got an advanced level in Masturboga.

by crane132 June 13, 2010

masturboarding

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

by Masterboarder February 13, 2019

Masturcommentate

(v.) The act of finishing one's thought on a Facebook profile status update with a subsequent comment to onself, due to the limited character spaces allowed.

The Facebook profile update thingy only let me insert 420 characters in the box!!! But I have more to say. Now I have to Masturcommentate by posting another comment TO MYSELF in order to finish the thought that I started.

by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010

Masturbombing

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018

Masturbomber

Someone or something that awkwardly(inappropriately) and unexpectedly interrupts somebody’s intimate self-pleasuring session.

A play on the term photobomb/photobomber.

“Dude, I was fapping so hard yesterday and was really getting into it until my dog jumped on my bed and started licking my face! He’s the biggest Masturbomber!

His new nickname is Masturbombus!
Verb- Masturbomb
Noun- Masturbomber

by FrancisFranklin October 24, 2022