darwinism

A pejorative term used by proponents of creationistic intelligent design in an attempt to undermine modern evolution.

Often used to refer to things far outside the purview of Darwin's theory of evolution, which relied solely on natural selection as the mechanism for change.

Darwinism can't explain the bacterial flagellum, but intelligent design can!

by creationisticintelligentdesign April 11, 2008

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 7, 2020

Social Darwinism

The delusion that predatory, parasitic and anti-social behavior is a superior evolutionary adaptive strategy in all situations for all species. No relation to Charles Darwin, evolutionary biology or any scientific field. The delusion is directly contradicted by all scientific evidence. See Sociobiology or evolutionary biology.

A pseudo-philosophical rationalization for atavistic and degenerate behaviors among bastardized Protestant extremist sects. No association with Charles Darwin or any scientific field.

When the senile coal company executive was confronted by a youth for destroying the world he rambled incoherently about Social Darwinism and called the youth a damned socialist terrorist.

by Harold13 March 17, 2019

maninism

A satire group made to show how stupid feminism is, by doing what feminism does only with men instead of women.

Feminist: I'm going to stop the construction of a male suicide shelter!
Society: GIRL POWER! GO FEMINISM!
Meninist: I'm going to stop the construction of a female suicide shelter!
Society: SEXIST PIG! FUCK MANINISM!

by officialsonicthehedgehogdildos June 8, 2016

reverse darwinism

a situation in which a less evolved species is better equipped to survive than a more evolved creature

"if you think about it isnt really reverse darwinism, as much as bigger picture darwinism, if you will." -igby goes down

by steve carr August 25, 2003

carwinism

natural selection favoring survival in large SUV's over smaller cars.

she thought about buying the little green volkwagen but reconsidered when she thought about extinction by carwinism.

by bittersweet symphony September 16, 2003

Marnism

Based on the beliefs of Marnus. That there is no god or after life. One of the most important points is to live your life in such a way that you make the most of this life and not expect to do so in the "next". Another important aspect of Marnism is to be an original person and not a sheep as most religious/indoctrinated people are. It stands in the way of mediocrity by encouraging the follower to be their own unique self(Just like everybody else).

Tyler converted to Marnism when he laughed at the Christian play.
Joe converted to Marnism when he finally saw reason.
Marnism + Originality = Evolution.

by Raptor Jesus the second October 28, 2010