by The Wok April 14, 2008
Get the maotai mug.An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
Get the macroturd mug.by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016
Get the Marital aid mug.Mircrotransactions that are actually very large. Usually found in EA Sports games, these include packs bundles the cost $100 or more, and are never even remotely worth it.
This new $100 bundle in Madden that give me a 5% chance at a good player is a horrible macrotransaction.
by AnonymousMaddenUser January 31, 2019
Get the Macrotransaction mug.When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.
You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021
Get the marita'd mug.Probably one of the most hated anime characters ever created. This character is featured in the anime based off of the visual novel "School Days." In the last episode of the anime, Sekai, a girl who Makoto cheats on by having sex with every girl in his grade, kills him. My friends and I agreed that Makoto deserved to die, and his death was probably one of the funniest moments in the entire anime.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you see what happened in the last episode of School Days?
Person 2: Yeah! Makoto Itou deserved to die! I'm so glad Sekai killed him!
Person 2: Yeah! Makoto Itou deserved to die! I'm so glad Sekai killed him!
by ApocalypseNOTnow July 6, 2010
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by Auria N. June 19, 2018
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