Maithli

Maithli is really amazing and sweet girl. Also sassy and savage and can roast people nicely. Many boys like her. She is very pretty but never accepts good things about her and thinks she is bad. She is smart and unique but people never appreciate her. She is cute and good and talented at many things .Maithli has a very weird sleeping pattern. She is a gift from the heaven. Hold onto her for as long as possible because nothing can make you happier than Maithli. She is a lucky charm and will make you successful. Take good care of her and don't let her go. She is a fairy in the form of a human. So whenever you come across a Maithli acknowledge her and feel lucky that you have met a Maithli.

Hey! It's Maithli

by hachimitsu arigato December 15, 2021

Once a Marathon Match

Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.

The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match

by akararules June 27, 2010

Full Mitch

The act of a man getting so butthurt that he leaves a facebook group because something offended him.

That one dude was so mad he went Full Mitch last night, hahaha

by JabbatheJutt May 16, 2015

Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

by Midnight310 August 16, 2011

mitch hedberg

He died...the funniest man ever died... R.I.P

we'll never froget you mitch.

by ... April 1, 2005

Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.

"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"

by Hiroicci July 24, 2014

Mitch.com

Pick up line for guys named Mitch

Baby you don't need online dating you need Mitch.com You type in all of your stuff and you end up with Mitch every time because it Mitch.Com takes the guesswork out of dating

by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018