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Mandible Morsels 

The instance when one's orthodontic braces captivate food from one's previous meal and happen to be a nice little "treat" sometime in the future.
As Joe was walking hope the other day he realized the odd sensation of chicken flavor in his mouth... Low and behold followed by a small piece of chicken. "What the crap! Mandible morsels!" he said to himself.
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mosselenmetfrietjes 

Extremely talented tiktokker, often asked to join the hypehouse but refused because they are way to cool for that. Makes amazing content which is enjoyed all over the world. They are often compared with the Greek God Zeus because of their Godly status and dominant character, truly an alpha male.
Do you know the best tiktokker on the platform? Yes, it's that alpha male mosselenmetfrietjes.
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Monsellite 

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite
"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
Monsellite by Adey August 8, 2004

Chuck Mosely

Chuck hails from South Central LA and Venice, Ca.. He played in a band briefly in LA with Billy Gould (Bass, Faith No More), then Haircuts Can Kill. Auditioned in San Francisco to fill the revolving door of lead singers for Faith No More (a list notably including a bald headed Courtney Love). He helped firmly establish their sound live, then recording the band's first lp.(released in 1986) on legendary underground mainstay Mordam Records headed by Ruth Schwartz. Mordam also operated as a distributor and was responsible for bringing a large portion of the Punk subculture (including the Dead Kennedys and upwards of 20 labels) to the world, so this was big news and a big help when the record scored a huge underground and college radio hit with 'We Care Alot', a unique mock rock/rap song who's funny, yet poignant lyrics touched a nerve of the post punk generation living on the fringes of the fatuous, indulgent and sabre rattling mid-eighties.

They parleyed this success into recording "Introduce Yourself" for major Indie, Slash Records in 1986. They re-recorded 'We Care Alot', fueling the misperception of Faith No More as primarily a RapCore or Rock/Rap band ( more influenced by Killing Joke, Metallica, and ultra savvy pop awareness-ask 'em), and sells Chuck's vocal contributions short. Noteably, that " He can't sing, etc.", belying a clever singers self aware lampooning the sometimes bloated pomposity of Rock culture; tapping a rich historical vein.

Chuck's singing style was a cultivated crooner warble introduced by Screaming Jay Hawkins, who played with the tonality and resonance of his tone by stretchng and contorting the chamber of his mouth throughout held notes, along with other more mimicable cartoonish fun. Later in Rock, you find David Johansen using it with the Dolls decidedly playful music. David Bowie has encorporated it throughout his career, but particularly on the "low" lp., "china girl" and throughout his Berlin period. Thusly influencing Iggy Pop from "the Idiot"(check out 'funtime') on forward('I'm a conservative!' or 'wild america', f'rnstance). Jeffrey Lee Pierce of Gun Club was great with this style of using rock'n roll to play with itself. Dave Vanian with the Damned, of course. The Goth'ers used it to great lugubrious effect (Bauhaus, Joy Division).

It was Chuck Mosely (and a boat load of punk attitude) that used that warbling croon (juxta)posed against/ and in ironic tandem with Jim Martins towering metal chords to comment and play with a Genre of Rock known for taking itself a little too seriously (Yngwie, nuff said). He'd artfully fall off a note only to take it back and finish it clean. Listen to his layered tracks on "spirit(and excellence)", one track is pure and on, the other is absurdly, wildly off. Finally, I leave you with "faster disco" (in deed and in meaning) to demonstrate his purpose:
"styling, you know you are styling. So look to the mirror (there), and blow yourself a kiss (muah!)".

Iggy himself payed direct homage to Chuck and FNM's approach on the song "Lost" in 2000.

The band toured hard, tough often the success of the hit maddeningly overshadowed the rest of their vision. Chuck could be flippant onstage and I'm sure it carried over. Eventually the joke wore thin on the band; but their solution was a decided ambition to take that next step out of the San Francisco underground, and we all wished them luck. You could see them growing apart before they went down to start "Real Thing" in LA, I think Chuck could see it less so.
Mike P. was a real go getter, and was lock step with Roddy and the boys. Vox style in antithesis initially, but then by 'caffeine' there is slightly sterile decided return to the wounded croooner thing.

Mike P. does good and well by the underground- he's cool. But I miss FNM, and really miss Chuck - and tip my hat to his contributions.
ted offensive, San Francisco Mission dist.,7/08
24 Jul 03:43
Chuck Mosely was the singer/front man for Faith No More.
Chuck Mosely by ted offensive August 19, 2008

william moseley 

the coolest, hottest, most amazing actor ever!!! he plays peter in "chronicles of narnia' and he is soooo cool!

"i'm having william moseley's baby!!!!! will jr is a kicker!"
william moseley by KTKate January 14, 2006
Tall, white male, often with a large penis, lots of money, and often well respected for his kindness and generosity.
Matthew is such a Moseley, everyone loves him, and his family thinks the world of him.
Moseley by funnyguyfmc July 20, 2011

Mooselini 

Petty dictator quitter from a sparsely populated state that spreads slander on Fox News.
Mooselini rules over her little world where Jesus rode dinosaurs.
Mooselini by Hiker Daddy October 27, 2010