Moseley

Tall, white male, often with a large penis, lots of money, and often well respected for his kindness and generosity.

Matthew is such a Moseley, everyone loves him, and his family thinks the world of him.

Moseley by funnyguyfmc July 20, 2011

Moseley

The last name of a male who takes no shit and will handle someone very quickly if someone steps out of line.Also he cane be very nice, calm, cool, & collected.He is also a super loyal friend

Blank Moseley is an cool but fierce guy

Moseley by Allhailmari003 August 20, 2019

moseley

verb: to waste one's time with excessive, empty conversation that is difficult to end

noun: the state of having been moseleyed; inadvertent, unwanted procrastination; can also refer to someone having the propensity to moseley frequently

adjective: describes one who tends to moseley

I was getting so much work done until I was moseleyed by one of the most moseley moseleys I know came in and wouldn't stop talking until 2:00am.

moseley by DY42 April 26, 2006

Moseley

The name of badasses, people with the surname moseley often find themselves in the company of multiple women (or men if you’re into that) at once. All around BDE

John: dude, matthew is such a moseley! Hes got chicks lining up
Cain: i know, and his son takes after him well

Moseley by Goliath_The_Kid August 13, 2021

Moseley

A 'Moseley' is someone who embarks on a perverted crusade and comes up short much to the amusement of his peers.

John walked across the dance floor to discreetly touch Jenny's tits. Jenny slapped John and everyone laughed at him. John did a 'moseley'

Andrew climbed into bed with Melissa with only his boxers on and a throbbing erection. Melissa frantically ran out of the room with Andy in pursuit. Andy was then met by his peers who laughed at him. He had done a 'Moseley'

Moseley by Swordandstone June 21, 2016

Moseley Leisure Pirate 

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.

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Moseley Leisure Pirate by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010

william moseley 

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.

"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.

william moseley by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006