Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.
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Get the muntaz mug.1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.
I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.
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Get the muntle mug.To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'
by anon May 22, 2004
Get the munted mug.To "munt" or the act of "munting" is an Scottish/Australian word to describe puking/throwing up/vomitting. Often to describe intentional/deserved vomiting (being drunk, reacting to a disgusting message etc)
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You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'
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