Jizmus

Pronounced "Jizzmuss". Like saying "jesus", but more explicit, having the word "Jizz" at its core. Used as a one-word response to express shock, sympathy, or apreciation.

I have to do this again? Jizmus

by babblingbrook October 10, 2011

Jizmo

1) (adj) when something is beyond crazy, it is said to be jizmo

2) (adj) totally out of this world, no other words can explain the situation

3) (verb) to spice up; to make more interesting or less boring

(1 and 2) "Dude that explosion was so jizmo!"

(3) "Dude we're going to English class."
"Yea I know...I wish the teacher could jizmo the class up a little."

by JizmOliviaa January 21, 2009

jizmmunki

a jizmmunki is a fictional nasty monster, as in skunkpussy, seen by drug users

i cant go outside the jizmmunkis mite get me

by liam February 16, 2004

Jizmotectec

1. a creature or personage of shocking and unfathomable vanity, hate, selfishness, cruelty, tailoring, and diet beverage consumption.... Also a pathological fear of being spotted in daylight or with a individual below his perceived caste. And paisley headbands. Heavy smoker and prone to bingeing on 7Eleven taquitos, and Protein Bars and purging.

2. A bitch with a dark broken soul....Anjelica Huston, Courtney Love, Bettie Davis.

"That Jizmotectec is soaking in Aqua di Parma like a cheap italian prostitute."

"Does that common Jizmotectec even have eyes?"

by TyrantBobby September 24, 2011

jizmophobia

Irrational fear of jizz and white sauces.

Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!

I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!

by spidey13 January 14, 2015

Jizmat

A girl, most likely indian, who enjoys making or consuming jizz

" i met this Jizmat at the club last night and she totally wanted my dick in or around her mouth."

by harry "The Ice Man" gorski January 31, 2009

jizmonkey

A cute horny gay guy.

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!

by Noba D March 28, 2010