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Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.
"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!
by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011
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Jewography

A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.

Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
by Amy February 27, 2005
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jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo
Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.
by nirvana4lf September 27, 2005
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Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.
I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.
by Joevan December 21, 2010
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Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.
Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.
by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011
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jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3
Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#
by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018
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jewcocked

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When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.
by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023
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