Jewpo

1) One who is a major fatass and also incredibly Jewish.

2) A hippopotamus who is of the Jewish religion.

3) A person who is a fatass but just seemingly Jewish, i.e. turns head at the sound of a dropped penny, and then eats it.

1) Hey Dave, you wanna see if Micheal wants to go to the casino with us latter?

He probably won't man, he's a major Jewpo.

2) Don't hog all the fires you Jewpo!

by NewWordsRUs May 29, 2011

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room

too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know

by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008

Jenpoon

A girl, usually ginger, who cannot speak with proper grammer, was very tall at a young age, is catholic, owns a toothbrush, a serious cat lover, usually has a large family, cant drive, always dirty, is a guzzler, sleeps a lot, always tired, snacks on peanut butter pretzels, is a sloot.

that girl is such a jenpoon

by a super cool human being. August 30, 2013

Jewoke

The large category of any joke related to that of a Jew, Jewish customs, or the Jewish religion. A Jew joke.

Normally, I would find that man's Jewokes offensive, but the way he incorporated the Jew into every instance made it quite comical.

by CharitableNinja October 14, 2009

JewBoo

When your boo is a Jew. Your boo can be a close friend, lover, confidant, or someone of equal importance. A one night stand/ho would NEVER be classified as a JewBoo.

However, there is also a really fun Jewish girl from Indiana known as THE JewBoo.

My JewBoo and I were chillin last year, eating motza, drinking Manichevitz, and discussing the Macabees.

JewBoo came and picked me up in the Grand Am last night and we listed to the Three 6 and went to Tbell.

by Hanukkah December 21, 2008

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008