insteal

To install a pirated piece of software.

"omg brb instealling micro$0ft vista i am hax0r ov 1337 plz"

by beast0rz July 29, 2008

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instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole p February 5, 2009

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Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010

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Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield

Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!

by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021

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Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

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