hobnocker

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker

"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

by N_Hey_Bitch_Bestie June 17, 2021

HOBNOCKER

A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs. A hobnocker is an alcoholic. A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing alowlife and pervert. A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.

Did you see Quagmire being a hobnocker? I wish Herbert would stop being a hobnocker!

by Cow milk is delicious June 9, 2018

Hobnocker

The actual definition, although it's meant to be "inappropriate " or "illegal" as mentioned in icarly.
Since a British man said it, it's only natural it's a British word, or more like a SLANG word.

Hobnocker translates to Idiot.

You're welcome.

Same example given in icarly: you hobnocker

by Really_-_bruh January 10, 2020

Hobknocker

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

by blackalex December 25, 2009

hobnobbery

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

by jacobL November 19, 2007

honyocker

Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.

1889- This whole town is wall to wall honyockers, bankers and sheep shit.

by Alpino January 13, 2009