Haterade

A drink consumed by haters that quenches their thirst after a hard day's work of player hating

Person 1: Yo why does he get to drive an Escalade when i have to drive this broke ass car.

Person 2: Damn homie you just opened up a bottle of Haterade...

by GB Sage November 30, 2007

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haterade

a metaphorical drink that haters sip on.
signs of abuse of haterade are;
1. Cock-blocking
2. Shit talking
3. Playa hating

Ay keep sippin' on your haterade, dumbass hater

by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007

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haterbate • hatebate • Haterbation • hateurbate • Haterater • hatervate • haterade • Hateration • hiberbate • hamsterbate

Hateration

Word Origin: Mary J Blige. To dislike something, or something.

Dont need no hateration.....

by dirtysouthchick September 14, 2003

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hasturbate

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids

Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)

by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016

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Haxternate

To cough, and masturbate loudly. Awkward behaviors, hacking and public masturbation all form this word. Derived from people who are seemingly awkward in society. Sometimes being called Nate, Nater, or Bater, combined with coughing.

Alternatively, it could mean having a cold while masterbating.

Nate"
*cough*cough*fap*"

Ben
"bro, go haxternate somewhere else... i dont wanna hear you cough and beatoff at the same time."

Nate"
*cough*i can't help it, i have a cold."

by treesef July 28, 2011

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