Gnardogg

A male usually a skateboarder/snowboarder who has past the height of his youth, but shows no remorse or value for the safety of his body. Gnardoggs usually sport facial hair, plaid western shirts, brown corduroy pants, and a beanie. They drink a lot, smoke a lot, and live hard.

Yo! Check that gnardogg down that 40oz then pummel that pool like it's nothing. He just got coping man! GNARRR

by gnardogg June 11, 2006

garad

a fine guy or gurl,fly and goodlooking

damn check out that guy hes so garad

by sudani chix May 11, 2008

gnardogs

A word used to describe awesomeness. A knock-off of the word gnarly.

a. Guy 1: DUDE THAT WAS SO SICKZ0RZ OMG OMG. YOU NAILED THAT POOP.
Guy 2: on a scale of 1-10 how many GNARDOGS WAS THAT?!?!?

a. Guy 1: that was so gnardogs!

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

Gnardacious

The act of something being extremely gnar/gnartastic or radicall.. only sillymooses and donuts can be this. dedicated to m.gal ;)

kid: "it would be pretty gnardacious if i was a genie, wouldnt it?"
other kid: "yes it would, you silly moose!"

by Donutssss January 30, 2010

Gnardog Special

To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.

C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Barnicle Bros-7/24/12 3:00 AM July 24, 2012

Gnard

Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.

A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.

"I fear the penis of a French man--they are likely to have a gnard."

by yallahhabibineeknay August 7, 2009

Gnardoggin

1. The act of riding a plasma scooter down steep hills being awesome and hardcore. Usually done with a group known as the plasma gang.

2. The act of being awesome or hardcore.

3. Act of being a Gnardogg no matter what age.

Dude, if the Bellarmine security catches us gnardoggin, we're all named Tim.

by Timtimtim...Ace August 18, 2010