gnarage

Explosive diarrhea with some splashes of blood. Similar to a shotgun shooting buckshot.

When cleaning out the bathroom at work this morning, there was some straight gnarage in the toilet and on the wall. Suprised there wasn't an organ in the toilet or dude didn't pass out...there was a lot of blood

by arc4ange1 November 25, 2015

I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.

Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017

garage doors

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

by actual garage doors January 6, 2012

Garage ass

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Parking Garage

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

Three car garage

A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.

Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.

by Djgammer May 26, 2017

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

by Minty666 August 1, 2020