2 definitions by Reverend Buddy

Shaquille O'Neal

A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.

Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.

by Reverend Buddy December 1, 2007

A word used to describe awesomeness. A knock-off of the word gnarly.

a. Guy 1: DUDE THAT WAS SO SICKZ0RZ OMG OMG. YOU NAILED THAT POOP.
Guy 2: on a scale of 1-10 how many GNARDOGS WAS THAT?!?!?

a. Guy 1: that was so gnardogs!

by Reverend Buddy December 1, 2007