Gnardogg

A male usually a skateboarder/snowboarder who has past the height of his youth, but shows no remorse or value for the safety of his body. Gnardoggs usually sport facial hair, plaid western shirts, brown corduroy pants, and a beanie. They drink a lot, smoke a lot, and live hard.

Yo! Check that gnardogg down that 40oz then pummel that pool like it's nothing. He just got coping man! GNARRR

by gnardogg June 11, 2006

gnardog

Someone that shows the qualities of a complete badass.

That guy is a gnardog, a straight gnardog.

by Dahme December 9, 2008

gnardogshred

Expressing a physical art such as skateboarding in an excessively stylish manor. Derived from the English Gnarly meaning "Quite dandy" and the English suffixes dog shred meaning “to finely dice an animal that is larger than a cat yet smaller than a horse." *Note* The word's emphasis is largely expanded if surrounded by "cash-money" signs as shown in the example bellow. Do not become bamboozled, "Nardogshred" is not a widely accepted currency! Although acceptations are made if Rad Percy is taking up residence in your neck of the woods.

That skate sesh was some straight up $gnardogshred$

by Buffalo Danger! January 27, 2009

gnardog

An expression of excitement, resulting from something extremely impressive

That trick he pulled on his skateboard was straight gnardog.

by Miles Dan October 2, 2004

Gnardog

Cool, awesome, amazing, Gnarly or Gnarly friend

That would be total GnarDog.

by JonBongGroovy August 15, 2017

gnardogs

A word used to describe awesomeness. A knock-off of the word gnarly.

a. Guy 1: DUDE THAT WAS SO SICKZ0RZ OMG OMG. YOU NAILED THAT POOP.
Guy 2: on a scale of 1-10 how many GNARDOGS WAS THAT?!?!?

a. Guy 1: that was so gnardogs!

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

Gnardog Special

To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.

C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Barnicle Bros-7/24/12 3:00 AM July 24, 2012