Gurf

a noise one makes to fill any silence. Use when you think is needed.

Ugh... Gurf.

"Whatcha feelin'? "
"Gurf"

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Glurg

Mood // Relatable

“school sucks”
“glurg”

by AdoomyStiro April 28, 2021

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Glurg

The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.

Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.

by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

glorfunk

An exclamation used only for the most epic and awesome occasions. These life altering experiences will and can only affect the nearby in profoundly positive ways!

Longtime sweethearts, Sten and Sarah are getting married! Glorfunk!

by Barbecuedanteatr July 7, 2010