Goopher

A made up word by someone who doesn’t know the word “gopher”. The origin comes from a gay Swedish man named Timmy that claims he’s “the best Golf Clash player in the world”.

I can’t believe that ball didn’t go in the hole. It’s almost like there was a “goopher” in there!

by GeoffreyK July 20, 2018

Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

glphy

glphy is the coolest dude on the internet. you can find him on instagram, reddit, youtube, discord, ifunny, 4chan, ect. glphy is everywhere...

glphy is one cool dude

by mrfranktastic August 17, 2019

gopher genocide

A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.

North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

glophigus

The act of pooping on a sidewalk

Johnny, did you hear that Ron likes to glophigus

by Podsy May 22, 2020

goophone

A copy cat company who f**ks up people into thinking that they are getting a real iPhone but actually they get a cheap poorly made android phone that barely works and you might wanna end yourself there for wasting $700 on a fake.

Dude 1: Happy birthday man! I got you a present
Dude 2 unwraps present
Dude 2: I got a iPhone?!?!?!?
Dude 1: Yeah! Open it
Dude 2: Is this a goophone made iphone clone?????
Dude 1: Gotchu

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 May 14, 2023

cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz

The literal translation being "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. Other sentences that are used in test typing are "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," and "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." Although these other examples use all letters of the English alphabet, unlike the first, letters are used more than once.

"cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" is a sentence that uses all 26 letters of the English alphabet.
Harry Potter: "CWM FJORD-BANK GLYPHS VEXT QUIZ!!!"
Hermione: "What does that even mean...."

by kurobana October 4, 2016