FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.

I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.

by Markirus October 20, 2009

faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.

"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."

by babyboomusica January 1, 2008

Faceplant

1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.

Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."

by F. Sancho August 11, 2009

Fica Faceplant

when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.

I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.

That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.

by Timmy Tequila October 9, 2007

faceplam

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*

by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut

Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.

by pandyrooney May 4, 2018