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faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut
Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.
by pandyrooney May 4, 2018
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