Faceplant

1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.

Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."

by F. Sancho August 11, 2009

Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 26, 2003

Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.

Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!

by Hoju ju December 15, 2010

faceplant

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

by PGDN April 16, 2004

faceplant

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.

A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.

by doi May 04, 2009

faceplant

The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.

or

When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.

"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"

"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"

by KICHKO May 31, 2008