Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
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Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021
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by eViLegion January 25, 2005
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Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
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