E = MC Hammered

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

by Michael51 November 9, 2006

hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.

Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.

by PlumberDan October 12, 2005

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018

Chamberess

A groupie who follows male surfers but does not surf herself. Usually posseses obsessive behaviour leading to stalking

The Chamberess always sits there watching, then attempts to approach.

by Aussie Cameron February 20, 2008

Cammered

When an individual consumes a large amount of one or many types of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an extremely intoxicated physical state involving the loss of all or many motor skills, little to no sentence formation, slurred speech and complete incapacity to stand or walk without assistance from others. Also typical with this type of inebriation is the utter inability to respond to questions, and most commonly, the individual will reply with a series of short spurts of laughter.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to Clerkexamoff's last night?

Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!

by Be Easy B Keezy December 1, 2010

hammered

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

by Risky July 19, 2003

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010