Definitions by Risky

Jook 

Slang for Dog, (Singular)
jooks (plural)

Also a stabbing action: To jook someone

"look at that jook over there"

"i mugged this geeza right off the other day,he wouldn't give up his fone so i jooked him init?"

Jook by Risky December 9, 2006

new canaan 

whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.

am i not a risque kid???

new canaan by risky April 4, 2005

gatta 

Gatta: Slang term for alcohol, can be plural as in "gatters". Can be a state of intoxication. Originated from gypsies now, commonly incorportaed in south east area slang, especially Medway Towns, Caravan sites and Sittingbourne, Kent.

"Shall we get up the shop and get sum gattas bruv"
"Ahh mate, did you see joyce last nite, He was Gattered"
"Yes Yes, Whagwann Tonite?? Nutin much, Jus getting Gattered i think??"" Sweet

gatta by Risky March 14, 2005

Mallet 

Post - Mallet = An after mallet

One would have a major after mallet upon onesself

Mallet by Risky November 30, 2003

paranoid 

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.

What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*

paranoid by Risky July 19, 2003

peds 

Short for peder, poofter in croation

What a peds

peds by Risky July 19, 2003

hammered 

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

hammered by Risky July 19, 2003