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BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
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Brotocol

The rules and regulations dealing with bro interactions, following Man Law.
"Drew went on a date with my ex-girlfriend last night. What a breach of brotocol."
by Brown Magick March 2, 2010
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Brotorboat

v. int. The act of a man pushing one's face in between two ample man-breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Wouldn't you love to see Ryan Seacrest brotorboat Meatloaf?
by theoddsmaker June 17, 2009
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brotoplasm

bro•to•plasm, n. A sticky, viscous, whitish fluid ejected from the penis during male orgasm.
Adam fantasizes at length about covering his lab partner Angie's face with brotoplasm.
by vigsxxx October 2, 2009
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Brotot

The male version of a ptot and the under-aged version of a bro. An under-aged male shows up at raves only for the pussy, drugs and booze, wears candy and claims to be "plur" but tries to act gangster at the same time, and wears lots of candy cuffs but doesn't care about the actual meaning at all. Likes to sag his black dickies, and wears a baseball cap with either a wife beater or no shirt. Basically a wannabe fratboy, clubber who's too young to do either. Sells drugs when he's at a parties and when he's back in high school.

Brotots like to ruin raves by getting in fights, they often start them over groping some other brotots etarded girlfriend or vomiting on a security guard. The brotot's music of choice is dubstep, electro house, and sometimes hardstyle. They don't know or care about anything other than played out shit. Their favorite pray is the ptot, who they like to have grimy sex with in the bathroom stalls. All they want to talk about is getting fucked up, bitches and "r0llin baw1z bro!"
These brotots are killing the rave scene, all they care about is getting fucked up and getting laid.
by E-mzng April 13, 2011
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Brototypical

Relating to or illustrating of the typical qualities of a simple bro.
Watching the Sox and crushing Busch Lights with just us five dudes made for a rather brototypical night.

That was so brototypical of Neil to list 'sluts, football and beers' as his facebook interests.
by The Bodmaster July 6, 2009
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Brotowski

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.
Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!
by Justin Drake May 20, 2014
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