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The male version of a ptot and the under-aged version of a bro. An under-aged male shows up at raves only for the pussy, drugs and booze, wears candy and claims to be "plur" but tries to act gangster at the same time, and wears lots of candy cuffs but doesn't care about the actual meaning at all. Likes to sag his black dickies, and wears a baseball cap with either a wife beater or no shirt. Basically a wannabe fratboy, clubber who's too young to do either. Sells drugs when he's at a parties and when he's back in high school.

Brotots like to ruin raves by getting in fights, they often start them over groping some other brotots etarded girlfriend or vomiting on a security guard. The brotot's music of choice is dubstep, electro house, and sometimes hardstyle. They don't know or care about anything other than played out shit. Their favorite pray is the ptot, who they like to have grimy sex with in the bathroom stalls. All they want to talk about is getting fucked up, bitches and "r0llin baw1z bro!"
These brotots are killing the rave scene, all they care about is getting fucked up and getting laid.
Brotot by E-mzng April 13, 2011

Brotrothed 

Engaged to be brothers in law. Both parties are brotrothed to one another.
Cillian is marrying my sister, he and I are brotrothed.
Brotrothed by Engaged as hell! November 18, 2011
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The male version of a selfie. Males no longer use selfie due to the connotative thoughts that come with that word. Women take a selfie; men take a Broto. #BrotosNoSelfies
Just took my pre workout and I'm feeling jacked! Time to take a #Broto to let all these ladies see my gains!
Broto by JonTheBeard May 23, 2014

Brototype 

a first or preliminary model of a bro, from which other bros are developed or copied
Ex. 1. Pledges, Brother X is your Brototype of how to dress. 2. The Varlet should act as your Brototype.
Brototype by HebrewLightning October 30, 2009

Bromotion 

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
Bromotion by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Brotosterone 

Male euphoria during athletic occasions
The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.
Brotosterone by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

Brotocol 

The rules and regulations dealing with bro interactions, following Man Law.
"Drew went on a date with my ex-girlfriend last night. What a breach of brotocol."
Brotocol by Brown Magick March 2, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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