--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
by RachRiot September 22, 2014
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your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009
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The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
by Dick Paul June 28, 2011
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Dude, I just shot 81 at Blumpkin Hollow and I had 3 triple-bogeys while only using my 8 iron and ball retriever. This course sucks...
by amywhinehouseshusband May 5, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Hollow mug.A highly coveted title in the Blumpkin Enthusiasts Worldwide Brotherhood Syndicate (BEWBS). It is only awarded to those who achieve supreme excellence in both giving and receiving Blumpkins. Those that pass the grueling trials and years of daily practice can proudly call them selves Blumpkin Houdini's.
Man: Somebody help!!!! I'm about to take a shit and there's no one to suck my dick!!!!!
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.
by JesusSaurus420 July 11, 2018
Get the Blumpkin Houdini mug.A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
by Buckingham Green October 28, 2004
Get the Reverse Blumpkin mug.a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011
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