beanie 

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

beanie by margaret June 6, 2004

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

Beaner 

4'11 Hispanic man. Preferably with the signature white T shirt and paint stained blue jeans.

Look at that beaner outside the 7 eleven

Beaner by Pigeon May 21, 2015

Beaninated

Having lost one's testicles.

That dude totally got beaninated by his dog!

Beaninated by Samwise March 4, 2004

beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"

ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"

beanshaped by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009

Beanotch

A bitchy female of hispanic (beaner) heritage.

Look at that Beanotch. She thinks cause she is here legally she can be rude to everyone.

Beanotch by Allforyourmom November 9, 2009

beanify 

A Mexican waiter spills a mixed bean salad on your lap.

To beanify - to be a Mexican waiter and spill a mixed bean salad on another's lap.

Beanified - When a Mexican waiter has spilled a mixed bean salad on your lap
"yo ass just got beanified dude!"

beanify by aquaboy760 December 15, 2011