Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of fuck

"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy

by hdhehebbsw February 6, 2023

zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za

'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'

by chompp March 9, 2023

Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high

Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023

zoinkaroonies

A way to express brutal shock and or scaredness in a silly manor.

Person One: John my mother just died of cancer I think I might kill myself.
Person Two : zoinkaroonies that sucks!

by SpookySeeds April 25, 2023

zoinks!

an exclamation of misfortune

zoinks!

by pfarand July 6, 2023

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

by LayniBee August 28, 2023