road rules 

MTV's own, origional creation. The show brings several young adults together, shoves them in a SUV and gives them difficult "missions" they must compleat to win prizes. This season, the only cool member of the road rules team, Abram was kicked off the show, do to a provoced attack at fat ass meanie, Donell.

Dude, lets not just sit around and do nothing, lets sit around and watch ROAD RULES!

road rules by kate July 18, 2003

road ho 

Generally used to described a sex crazed woman who presents herself in a very promiscuous manner (though tempting, you have to be really drunk to take her up on the offer). The origin comes from a female who hitchhikes from town to town paying for her rides with oral sex.

Man, Angela wants to blow all of us. We should just start calling her Road Ho.

road ho by angry clown March 16, 2005

Road Munching 

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

Road Munching by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

Road Porn 

Watching porn on a computer or other personal device while driving. May include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.

I was watching some road porn. I wasn't paying attention so I was pulled over for speeding. The cop complimented my taste in pornography.

Road Porn by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010

road bump 

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

road bump by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 6, 2019

Road Hunter

Wanna be hunters who lack all skill as hunters. They drive around looking in fields for any game they can shoot. They will usually drive and stop by land that other people are currently hunting looking for something that they are not seeing, and potentially scaring off any game that the real hunters are going after. When they do see game that they can illegally take, they jump out of their vehicles, shoot the game, grab it and put it into their vehicle and drive away. They give bad names to real hungers as road hunters lack all skill as hunters

We could have gotten that deer up there, but thanks to that gutless road hunter, the lazy prick scared off the deer.

Road Hunter by dk_fusion November 14, 2011

road rage 

A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.

Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"

Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"

road rage by psiscott April 26, 2006