When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.
by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011

me.
a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile
Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile
Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

A hot, funny, and somehow annoying person. Always knows how to make the right person laugh at anything. Not very good at dating.
by McChichken March 17, 2022

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by pplridots March 13, 2022

by Hyper Communism January 14, 2018

by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023
