The Hank 

A German definition for fucking something up or being in a bad situation

Der Hank ist ein schlechter Ort an dem man sich nicht befinden möchte dies wird dann Im übertragenen Sinne bei der Redewendung I'm Hank sein verwendet. (The Hank is a bad place that you don't want to be in. This is used figuratively in the phrase I'm in the Hank.)

Beispiel
Meine Mom hat mein weed Gefunden bin jetzt so Im Hank (My mom found my weed now I'm so in the Hank)

The Hank by levRaptor September 28, 2023

Spank Hank 

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.

That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

Spank Hank by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

Jesus Hank Christ

For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.

"Jesus Hank Christ! Nick wont stop peeping."

Jesus Hank Christ by Mr. Bo Rules July 26, 2018

Hungry Hank 

Hungry Hank is what kids use these days when they are in fact hungry. there so hungry that they will change there name to hank for a five dollar crunch rap at the taco bell. The employees at Taco bell will now refer to them as hank for now on. I am in fact a hungry hank.

Bro im so fricking hungry. yall heffers can slap me on the knee for that six dollar crunch box at taco bell... im now a hungry hank i guess you can say thats the definition

Hungry Hank by @Henneysbxtch February 24, 2019

Big Hank 

The alpha male who shows up right before you're about to score an attractive woman's phone number and/or intimate favors. He's dapper, intelligent, hilarious, and usually independently wealthy.

Davis: So I get back from the bar with her 7th Appletini and there's this guy who's chatting her up about how he cried watching Dances with Wolves during his private chartered flight to Barcelona last week. She practically threw herself at him at that point!

Steele: Sounds like Big Hank showed up, my friend.

Big Hank by youshouldgetthatlookedat December 22, 2009

fuzzy hank 

The male version of a fuzzy Hannah.

Casey gave him a fuzzy hank.

fuzzy hank by Sabbott February 4, 2007

Kinfolk Hank 

Boy goes FED! every flow he showing an naked ass display.

You can call him Mr. Hanky cause he's tha shit!

Kinfolk Hank by dolla tha balla July 16, 2004