spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes November 21, 2015

Hanks Brother

Hanks brother is Marvin. A hungry person.

Phil - Are you hungry?
Tobias - I am hanks brother
Phil - What marvin?

by Sonjo Jelvey June 22, 2019

Hank Hill

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...

Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood

by Big Time Hank Smoker Big Young July 30, 2019

Hank

Poverty-stricken, lacking money to live at the global standard. Devoid of possessions or wealth; poor or inferior

I feel bad for that guy he’s so hank
Wow that was a very hank move

Hank is so hank

by LilDreidl November 11, 2019

Hank

A Hank is the most precious person you will ever meet. He is cute and makes you smile when you see his face. He is like a baby. He is the bast friend you could ever meet. He will tend to spend more time around girls than boys. When you see him you will want to hug him forever. His fashion sense is amazing. When he can he will wear a bow tie.

"Have you seen Hank today?"

"Yeah, why is he wearing a tie?"

by DarriDork534 April 18, 2019

Hanked

to get fucked by a texan man

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!

by captainmozambique September 7, 2019

Hank Moody

A socially awkward person. Quit he/she’s job to play arma 3 and all he does is drive around with a 28 year old dude who thinks he’s a fox. Has a really annoying voice no one can stand likes to make his words really long so he seems smart.

Wow I feel so bad for that retarded kid licking that pole too bad he dosnt know better reminds me of hank moody.

by hankmoody123 April 21, 2018