Fail Child

A child that kind of sucks at life.

The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.

by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009

fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

by Excommunicated February 1, 2008

Fail Face

coined by Claudia C. from DTLA, it's a person (mostly a guy) who pretends he's a friend but acts otherwise; a person who does major cock-blocking and tries to isolate you in a group event or away from your friends; a person who seems cool and dateable at first but actually is a stalker in training; a person you should really stay away from.

1. "what happened to that guy you were dating?"

"oh, he turned out to be a total fail face. NEXT!"

2. "omg, fail face is over there. RUUUUUUN!"

by Claudia.Is.Boss July 19, 2009

fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.

My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.

by Avenslove June 3, 2011

Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.

Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.

by RamboThunder March 1, 2012

fail cunt

Someone who generally fails at life for example, smoke weed all day or plays xbox all day without a job.

daniel - hey scott what have you been doing since you left school?

Scott - urgh what do you think? just been playing xbox 24/7

daniel - you're such a fail cunt

by maddog219 March 25, 2009

Fail 60

A Fail 60 is a mw2 quickscope in which the player turns 360 degrees then scopes and scopes again because they fail then shoot to hit there target

BzRK ImFaMouS is such a fail sniper that he has to perform a fail 60 to kill someone

by BzRK ApEx April 14, 2010