bitching weather

A term I use to refer to horrible weather conditions.

WINTER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably cold weather, complete with horrific winds and mass amounts of snow blowing everywhere.

SUMMER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably hot weather, weather so hot that you could die just being out there.

"The weather here in Minnesota is very hypocritical. Other than that, summers here are rife with bitching weather. Makes me want to stay in. -.- "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

Fat Bitching

The act of driving by a random person and yelling "fat bitch" as one travels past. The intended victim need not be fat, nor female for this to be effective. Far funnier after a night of drinking.

Damn man, I've drank about half of this 2-4, let's grab some roadies and go fat bitching!

Shit yeah! The bars are just letting out. Full of prime material!

by Funkdiddlyicious May 25, 2010

bitchin

Outdated slang for "cool."

Wow, that patent leather snakeskin speedo is totally bitchin' !

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003

Bitchified

Kicking someone ass so bad they act like it doesn't hurt cause they got beat so bad

Storms got bitchified on the bus so bad he don't remember what happened

by Tanner Westbury March 27, 2009

robo-bitchin

Believed at one time to exist in the English language as a genuine word, "robo-bitchin", coined by Alexander Tankersly Rust, refers to something that is totally awesome. Used in case of no other explanation potent enough for the situation at hand.

"I'm telling you, there's other way to describe her; this girl...robo-bitchin!"

"This thing is absolutely robo-bitchin!"

by Daniel S. Bonne' July 28, 2004

bitchin bastard

A male who is extremly annoying, to a point to where you think they had no father to teach them any better

That guy Ross's father must have bolted on his mother because he is a bitchin bastard.

by Vinnie March 29, 2005

Brandon Bitchie

That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked)

He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...

You: What up man?
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose

by MF Fry December 23, 2010