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random guy

A name for a person you talk to without having a clue about who they are. This can be someone you use frequently in conversations without their knowledge, and/or stalk.
Hey, random guy, how's it going?

I just told a random guy that I love him.
by somebuggy May 24, 2006
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Random

ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?
Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l
by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009
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An event or value that is non-deterministic, hence unpredictable.
The system was modelled using random variables.
by officestrider May 3, 2006
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Voted Most Random

Voted Most Random is a band that came together on the University of Quinnapiac's campus in Hamden, CT and NOT in Waterbury, CT. They have a similar sound to bands like All Time Low and Blink-182 who were inspirations to them and they did not at al what so ever rip those bands off. The band consists of 5 AMAZING members. The members are: singer Ian, guitarist Scott, rhythm guitarist Bennett, bassist Joe, and drummer Sal who are all very different from one another. This band has won 2 battles of the bands to play with numerous other awesome bands at Warped 2010 and the more recent Glamour Kills holiday show. Voted Most Random recently released 2 singles onto iTunes called "Can't Stand Still" and "Dirty Games". Both are phenomenal so everyone should go check out the band!
Did you see Voted Most Random at The Space last night? They Rocked!!" "Yeah! I'm definitely going to see them sometime again soon!
by iamananonymousvmrfan December 24, 2010
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Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.
Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob...
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.
by Madi April 18, 2004
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A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.
Hey Bo, wheredyaget dem deers?

I random over on the highway.
by Josue1 December 8, 2007
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Random Chat

A forum on a virtual pet site called "marapets" also known as 'RC'. Random Chat consists of three types of people.

Most topics consist of the themes EMO, BOYFRIENDS, 'IM QUITTING', LADY GAGA, TYRA BANKS, SEXUAL REFERENCES, AND OTHER MEMBERS COPYING STUPID POINTLESS TOPICS WITH THE THEMES ABOVE.

1. Idiot members. Members who think they are cool by posting .gifs of tyra banks and lady gaga. There leader is a member known as "tubes", or downthetubes aka a total fag who is convinced she is married to lady gaga(she needs mental help, no?) Many of tube's followers love it when she posts topics about how she was wearing a hollister shirt with her juicy bag and some guy asked her how much. They usually swarm to her topics and suck up by posting "OmG TuBeS iLy". This is the general population of this forum.

2. The trolls, or the true maker of RC. I suggest if you dont know what troll means, you look it up now. Without these people, RC would be a lifeless pit full of people who actually give a shit about tubes and her little fans. Troll members consist of: Trashalien, Tripoddd, cotdogsweet, luckyclover61617, Athinor, Mikalolouil, dusterbuster, zooomin, and various others who are banned so frequently their usernames are never the same for more then a week. When 3 or more of these members are on, and you start trouble with one...you best be ready for a full witty attack from any of them online, even going against one of them is bad on your part.

3. The people who fit in no category. They either consist of people who think they are too cool for mara..but still go on it, the random posters who post about thing that actually should be in RC but are usually attacked and made fun of for posting what they did, and the wannabe trolls..the people who suck up to the trolls and when one of the true trolls are getting attacked try to stick up for them but end up making the situation a lot worse (note:actual trolls hate these member)

Though RC isnt as edgy as SPAM..it is clearly better then ReC, or Restricted Chat (even the collectors forum is more entertain then ReC), and usually is criticizes RC for being "stupid and immature" when when you really look at the basics of RC, you will see how truly amazing of a forum it is and maybe could find a place in one of the catorigories (hopefully not the 1st or 3rd).

Thank you for reading and filling your mind with amazing and very useless information about a forum on a virtual pet site.
downthetubes "OMG my mom TOTALLY said i look /just/ like lady gaga, LOL look at me in my holister shirt! i have 3 boyfriends !!!!"

'any troll member' "wow tubes ur really freaking cool i wish i could be just liek you hey lets be BFF until the end of time and we can go shopping for juicy purses and stuff!!!!!!!!!"

'wannabe troll' "*trolls username here* that was really funny you told her!!"

THE BEST OF RANDOM CHAT
by randomRCer September 1, 2009
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