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Roblox Puppet

A Roblox Piggy rip off that people only like because you have levels and it has death sound effects.
Guy 1: Hey man, why are you playing Roblox Puppet?
Guy 2: I slammed my head on the wall.
by Wise Parakeet May 28, 2020
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stanky meat puppet

Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.
Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.

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Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.
by jmorgan September 20, 2007
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spouse puppet

Using a spouse's account to "sock puppet" your views in online conversation.
"I spouse puppet my reddit posts now, sock puppeting takes too much effort, and he notices my posts now.
by BrainKwiz June 7, 2011
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Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
by Karfungulator October 23, 2007
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Chinese Fist Puppet

Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
by phatpapa July 25, 2013
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pussy puppet

noun. a good looking, funny guy who attracts all sorts of women, similar to how all kids love puppets. You want to hate him but you just can't.
He is such a pussy puppet, every woman loves that guy!!
by MissDrinksAlot December 9, 2010
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Finger Puppet

The act of sticking your finger in a girls vagina or butthole and using her as a finger puppet.
I would love to turn her into my finger puppet.
by MrGreenJeans024 May 3, 2011
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