Filthy Moss

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner

I gave my guy a filthy moss last night

by Evil six April 1, 2023

chest moss

Chest Hair

David showed off that chest moss after scoring a home run.

by Noblewolf797 April 10, 2024

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Stomp Moss

Throwing a fit and not being heard.
Whether literally or metaphorically.

Feeling Stomp Moss vibes today.

by Michellebellelynn May 20, 2025

chalk and moss

1: a duo that seems like they wouldn't go together, but actually have a lot in common.

2: exquisite meal from a particular indie game.

1: "those two are ironically perfect together, they're like chalk and moss! "

2: "please shut the fuck up I'm eating chalk and miss"

by madotsukifromdeltarune January 5, 2023

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is

Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food…

by homo_simpson February 28, 2025

Mossman

Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.

Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022