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One of Israel's intelligence agencies, noted for its expertise in wet affairs. Literally translated as "institute." Never referred to as the Mossad, but rather simply called Mossad.
Mossad launched missions, dubbed Operation Wrath of God, to track down and kill those alleged to be responsible for the murder of 11 Israeli athletes by Palestinian gunmen at the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich.
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Formally known as ha-Mossad le-Modiin ule-Tafkidim Meyuhadim (The Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks) or simply known as Mossad (The Institute). Arguably the best intelligence agency in the world. Good relationship with the CIA. Scares the living shit out of every living arab. Is known to have people everywhere in the world.
The terrorist's family lived the rest of thier lives looking over thier shoulders for Mossad agents to come and kill them.
by hudgie January 06, 2004
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Listen > Mossad is the most efficient killing machine in the world if they are after you, your fucked. simple.
"I always tried to kill when I could see the whites of a person's eyes. So I could see the fear. Smell it on his breath. Sometimes I used my hands. A knife, or a silenced gun. I never felt a moment's regret over a killing." Rafi the stinker- check it.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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The insitution behind all of the worlds tragedy. Often called, "Mossad Conspiracy," the mossad will bulldoze your house and steal all of your money. They control the media, the US government, and your life.
The Mossad bankrupted me and covered up the evidence.
by IsoFlash April 09, 2003
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The informal name of Israel's eminent spy agency. Some of the most famous Mossad operations are:
1. Eli Cohen was an Israeli spy best known for his espionage work in 1961–1965 in Syria, where he developed close relationships with the political and military hierarchy and became the Chief Adviser to the Minister of Defense. Before he was caught by Syria, he managed to memorize precise locations of over 100 of Syria's rockets that were pointing toward Israel. Eli Cohen's work saved Israel in its northern front during the Six Day War.
2. The Mossad coordinated "Operation Thunderbolt" a successful counter-terrorism hostage-rescue mission carried out by commandos of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) at Entebbe Airport in Uganda on 4 July 1976.
3. Operation Opera also known as Operation Babylon, was a surprise Israeli air strike carried out on 7 June 1981, which destroyed an Iraqi nuclear reactor under construction 17 kilometers southeast of Baghdad.
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Arguably the most incompetent intelligence organizations on the planet. The Mossad have botched up and ruined simple assassination attempts against several Arab targets. Mossad agents have in recent times been caught by Jordanian, Canadian, American and New Zealand authorities. They are spectacularly innefficient and sub-par as a spy agency.
The Mossad have a long history of infiltrating Palestinian armed groups and believe that their success rate against an occupied nation without a standing army and military infastructure classify them as leading intelligence organization. They clearly are deluded beyond reason.
The Mossad however is highly touted as a world leader in espionage, particularly because the Israeli media has an outstanding propaganda network that runs in the western world. Foreign media outlets owned by Jewish expats see Rupert Murdoch et Conrad Black have worked hard to ensure that Israeli government organizations are highly thought of in America.
The Mossad have the world's worst mission rate. Outside of Occupied Palestine, their rate of success against targets is 2/10. The same rate as the Bulgarian KGB.
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Mossad never got George habash, or aribert Heim. They had some outstanding successes. The most important being the ones that are never revealed.
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