Noblewolf797's definitions

chest moss

Chest Hair

David showed off that chest moss after scoring a home run.

by Noblewolf797 April 10, 2024

gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

by Noblewolf797 August 31, 2025

Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

by Noblewolf797 August 25, 2019

ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022

Dolly Parton Shift

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”

Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.

by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021

Pixar Porn

Porn that involves any of the Pixar movies.

There is Pixar porn about the Incredibles involving Mr Incredible fucking Elastigirl and the Bitch Mirage. Look it up.

by Noblewolf797 October 14, 2017

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023