Definitions by Noblewolf797

gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

gentleman's light by Noblewolf797 August 31, 2025

looking down the barrel 

When someone is held at gunpoint, they are said to be looking down the barrel of a gun.

The man was looking down the barrel as he was held at gun point by the mugger.

looking down the barrel by Noblewolf797 May 17, 2025

chest moss 

Chest Hair

David showed off that chest moss after scoring a home run.

chest moss by Noblewolf797 April 10, 2024

happy shirt 

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

happy shirt by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

make a bank deposit 

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”

Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

make a bank deposit by Noblewolf797 May 15, 2022

ain't playing shit 

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

ain't playing shit by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022

Dolly Parton Shift 

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”

Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.

Dolly Parton Shift by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021