9 definitions by Noblewolf797

ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

by Noblewolf797 January 25, 2022

chest moss

Chest Hair

David showed off that chest moss after scoring a home run.

by Noblewolf797 April 11, 2024

Lace and Whiskey

The third solo album by Alice Cooper. Also the name of one of the album’s songs.

My favorite songs by Alice Cooper are “School’s Out” and “Lace and Whiskey.”

by Noblewolf797 February 22, 2021

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

make a bank deposit

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”

Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

by Noblewolf797 May 16, 2022

Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

by Noblewolf797 August 26, 2019

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021