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An evil, stupid, and lazy elementary teacher (6th grade usually) who steals money from her students and has all of the qualities of your most hated teacher. You can easily tell if you have a Mosser because...
1. she is overweight, has orange-ish hair, and painted on eyebrows
2. she spends more time on her laptop than teaching
3. she finds enjoyment in punishing kids for every little thing, whether they are guilty or not
Kelso: "Ugh. do you remember our 6th grade teacher? You know, the one who stole $20 from me that one time?"
Alice: "Yeah. How can you forget Mosser? She was like pure evil... i swear!"
Mosser by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011
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Someone who is really annoying and stands up inside their cubicle at work while talking loudly on the phone!

Talks at lenght about themselves and how great they are.
"My god John is such a 'Mosser' all he does is talk about his recent trips abroad.'
Mosser by yawlag September 9, 2010
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shit nasty scat babe that likes it hard n' dirty. shes one sick fuck up!
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Mösser is a man who will rock your world, both figuratively and physically. He is considered to have one of the largest set of testicles on a human being in over a decade.
"Oh my god is that Mösser! I've heard his penis is huge"
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shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.
Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.
shaft mosser by Pussilia August 13, 2009

Monserrat 

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. even though she has her flaws she is still a great person to be around with. she like to hold on grudges but thats just one of the great thing about her. lastly shes pretty and her smile is amazing, thats why she make a good girlfriend.
"Monserrat is so great she really makes my day."
"I know right, she always tries to help when I'm sad"
Monserrat by #EXACTLY June 7, 2019
When a wide receiver leaps up and reaches over the body of the defender to catch the ball during a footb
All game... The equivalent of getting posterized in basketball... Named forHall of Fame receiver Randy Moss
Richard Sherman, YOU... JUST... GOT... MOSSED!
Mossed by Definitely Someone August 5, 2018
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