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Encrusted dagbeet 

Just a badtard. A fucktarded queefing nightmare of a person. Almost beyond comprehension and out of control. No reasonable qualities. SIMPLY due to them just not wanting to be so.
Jesus Christ! This place harbors encrusted dagbeets whom will never get paid.

fieces encrusted anal orifice 

an ass hole covered with shit.

use this as an insult and people will not know what to say back.
person: you eat dick as a sport
you: 'you are a fieces encrusted anal orifice'

person: ........
you: *grins wickedy*
person: ugh...

you: *mic drop*

encrusting 

the moment a layer of faeces hardens around your anus when attempting to acheive a video game high score on a portable device whilst sitting on the toilet after a bowel movement.
"The top score on Galaxian was only acheived after 3 hours of sitting on the head and some unsightly encrusting around the sphincter", I confessed to my physician.
encrusting by MrXytabl January 31, 2010

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?
Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

Encrypted 

To describe a person that is confusing or difficult to work out or understand.
If a young gentleman is dating a lady that is playing games or isn't straight forward with him. 'This girl I hooked up with is 'encrypted' bruv!'
Encrypted by Yoshimoshi January 23, 2015

encunted 

An adjective describing the state of being madly in lust with someone, usually a female, but not necessarily. The encunted person will often look absent-minded and make a fool of him or herself when the object of his or her desire is around. They will usually not succeed.
- "What's wrong with Peter these days? He's acting weird"
- "He's just encunted"
encunted by Des Esseintes June 5, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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