mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana

"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"

by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021

Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Mong

Brad Toms

Brad Toms Equals Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

mong

a word used to describe someone who is utterly fucking retarded

guy1:*smashes head on table*

guy2:your a fucking mong you know

by ying yong ping pong September 1, 2020

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

Mong

Ethan

Ethan is a big mong

by Grace Milnes April 7, 2020