Mini Mong 

When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.

Ive got an hour break before my next lesson, fancy a mini mong?

Mini Mong by boon:noob November 22, 2009

munich mong 

Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.

Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.

They also fucking suck at football.

You see them over there. Munich mongs, the lot of them.

munich mong by Not a Munich Mong May 21, 2016

maslow mong 

To go against maslow's hierachy of needs in favor of a much more alluring item/ need. To go on a soul searching trip of lifetime at 19 when you can't afford a can of beans. To use all your money to buy a materialistic item rather than the essentials.

Jerry bought a sports car and now he lives in his sports car. He is happy, Jerry is a maslow mong.

maslow mong by Deadslowahead October 19, 2018

Ming Mong 

Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time

That person is such a ming mong.

Ming Mong by RollingJovi January 25, 2021

Quotes mong 

An estimator/ quotes man that no matter how easy you make the job or give the full details and part numbers they still fuck it up beyond the realm of reality.

Hi mate heres the parts i need with the manufacturer codes. Umm is this the suppliers code or manufacturer code and whats the part you need. Wow your a quotes mong

Quotes mong by Leadengineer April 28, 2021

Computer Mong 

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

Computer Mong by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

to be someones mong 

To be everything from thier mong island iced tea to their ringadingdingding mong on good days and on bad ones mongucleosis, and rescue each other in king mong mode, to be someones mong u have to be the string in the ass crack that completes u other words Jude and Tabatha...

To completely be insane w ur love is to be someones mong.

to be someones mong by To be someones mong... December 25, 2020