everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007

Steve Jobs

The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.

He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs

He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.

by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010

jubis

A meaningless word orginating from Austrailia circa 1992. Used to describe people in a meaningless way.

You are such a jubis!

by Kucing July 18, 2004

jobes

A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.

"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"

by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010

Jokish

The act of someone or something being extremely ridiculous or stupid.

Gosh you are are such a jokish bitch.

by hellofolks7 July 9, 2010

Jobsworth

When an individual ranked higher than yourself in any organisation asks you to perform a pointless task.

"Why is the company making us do this, the boss is such a jobsworth"

by Steve Ellis September 20, 2003

Joeism

The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo

Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.

by Dewage83 November 10, 2017